This is a bit girly tho for a grown *donkey* man like me, but i was just kinda bored and thought I’d give it a try..after reading this, *in Chris brown/s voice* please don’t judge me…here goes…

  1. Last drink→ Water ^.^
  2. Last phone call→ My mum
  3. Last text message→ Glo -_-
  4. Last song you listened to→ Trust Issues (Drake)
  5. Last time you cried→ January 1 2012

SIX HAVE YOU EVER

  1. Dated someone twice →Nope… (in jay-z’s voice “on to the next one”)
  2. Been cheated on?→ *sigh* yes
  3. Kissed someone & regretted it? → *thinking* don’t think so..
  4. Lost someone special?→ nope
  5. Been depressed for not more than 50 seconds → Duhhh
  6. Been drunk and threw up? →NEVER!!!

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:

  1. Black
  2. Grey
  3. Green ^.^

HAVE YOU:

  1. Made new friends → plenty
  2. Fallen out of love → *replaces the ‘out’ with ‘in’* yes and am yet to ‘fall out’ 😀
  3. Laughed until you cried → yes!
  4. Met someone who changed you → Yup! Jesus!
  5. Found out who your true friends were → they turned out to be the people I least expected *sigh*
  6. Found out someone was talking about you → I’m a star… I mean
  7. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list → *lip sealed*
  8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → ummm..a lot
  9. Do you have any pets → Guys don’t have pets..thats gay -_-
  10. Do you want to change your name? → …nahhh
  11. Last time you saw your Mother: → April, 2013
  12. What did you do for your last birthday → Stayed home like a real G
  13. What time did you wake up today → 10:30am *covers face*
  14. What were you doing at midnight last night → watching burn notice
  15. Name something you CANNOT wait for → to get my gf alone..all alone in a room (yea I said it!)
  16. Last time you saw your father→ #QuestionForTheGods
  17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life →the years before 2013
  18. What are you listening to right now → thunder (rain’s falling)
  19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → nope..
  20. What’s getting on your nerves right now? → errr nothing
  21. Most visited webpage → Twitter
  22. What’s your name→ (‘.’ ) *sigh* Oshilaja Wemimo
  23. Nicknames→ wemzy, we-mims, Yoruba ninja..
  24. Relationship Status → …
  25. Zodiac Sign → fish
  26. Male or female or transgendered→ really? What do u think
  27. Primary—– Brightland private school
  28. Middle School → In Nigeria?
  29. High school → Brightland college
  30. Hair color → the hair lost its identity on the color chart
  31. Long/medium/short → short…
  32. Height → 6ft
  33. Do you have a crush on someone? → oh well, I can’t list names to avoid                                            scandal
  34. What do you like about yourself? → I’ve a sweet mouth
  35. Piercings → why???
  36. Tattoos → am not confused
  37. Righty or lefty → proudly right

FIRSTS

  1. First surgery: Never had one
  2. First piercing: Shey u r blind ni?
  3. First best friend: Prince Dimude, in Pry school
  4. First sport you joined: table tennis.. I was a god
  5. First vacation: loool  what’s  that?
  6. First Pet: none
  7. First pair of trainers: of course in pry school

RIGHT NOW:

  1. Eating → Nil
  2. Drinking → Nil
  3. Already missing→ the Jeannie in the bottle
  4. I’m about to → I have no idea
  5. Listening to → err haven’t I answered that already???
  6. Thinking about → what I’m going to wear tomorrow
  7. Waiting for → sleep time *yawns*

YOUR FUTURE:

  1. Want kids? → yh, two
  2. Want to get married? → Duhhh
  3. Careers in mind → Microbiologist, Shrink

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

  1. Lips or eyes → lips….and eyes…more of lips
  2. Hugs or kisses → Kisses
  3. Shorter or taller → I’m tall…so I guess short will do
  4. Older or Younger → younger
  5. Romantic or spontaneous → ummmm…
  6. Nice stomach or nice arms → huh?
  7. Sensitive or loud → a little of both..
  8. Hook-up or relationship → really *thinks deeply* not sure
  9. Trouble maker or hesitant→ Trouble maker, but know where to draw the lines

HAVE YOU EVER :

  1. Kissed a stranger: before nko?…or wait 1st oo..naa don’t think so
  2. Drank hard liquor: yes! *straight face*
  3. Lost glasses/contacts: don’t wear any
  4. Sex on first date: #TeamVirgin ^.^
  5. Broken someone’s heart:  if you’re reading this dear, I’m sorry
  6. Been arrested: say wetin happen? haa
  7. Turned someone down: …
  8. Cried when someone died: not yet
  9. Fallen for a friend: yes oh…another Ph.  D for me

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

  1. Yourself → I try to, once again, if I don’t who will
  2. Miracles → yes oh… I’m the dictionary meaning of miracles
  3. Love at first sight → …
  4. Heaven → errr yes, duhh
  5. Santa Claus → LOL shii
  6. Kiss on the first date → It turns out that I always do…
  7. Angels → of course… cute female guardian ones

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

  1. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: yes *straight face*
  2. Did you sing today: the weeknd..i sang to the weeknd..
  3. Ever cheated on somebody: yes I have!
  4. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: iono know where it all went wrong, I’d rather erase some, and make some happen earlier than normal
  5. The moment you would choose to relive: everytime I kissed her..
  6. Are you afraid of falling in love: nope..
  7. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: nah… not many people would believe it though

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